First the filk. This is a great one for the SF-loving parent. A what-not-to-do song to sing to the children, SF style. Though if your kids are the sort to take suggestions easily, even from warnings, you may wish to pass. ;D Here is Never Set the Cat On Fire by Frank Hayes. My favorite verse is the last one.
The missing Mondays part. I should mention that Monday is more like my Saturday, since the park I work at for the summer is closed on Mondays and Tuesdays, aside from holidays. But since I put in so many hours, I haven't had time to write up Monday posts. That's why I took Mondays off for the summer. However, I've missed writing the extra posts. With filk on Fridays, that just leaves Wednesdays for everything else. Sigh. I may or may not add Mondays back in early, but I will definitely be back on my M-W-F schedule in September, though Labor Day will still be off.